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Looks Like They Didn't Leave Much of Him... Must've cut his heart out, eh? While he couldn't join the rally, Chris Sanchez busted hump to provide us with a kick-ass pinata shaped like the Night Rider's coffin. The competition taught us a valuable lesson: drunk people, plus a club, plus a blindfold equals a heavy chance of peril and maiming for all involved. It also taught us another lesson: Chris Sanchez uses far too much packing tape when constructing homemade pinatas. Seriously, I don't know why cars have airbags, etc. They should simply follow Chris's approach to pinata construction and no one would die in car accidents anymore. This thing could have taken out a freight train if it wanted to. At one point, Dubner attacked it with a metal motorcycle ramp and it laughed at him. It wasn't until Ashrat tossed aside the club and blindly dove at the coffin, arms flailing and clawing at the pinata that it even started to budge. Once it spilled its innards of candy, toys and -- most prized of all -- highly flammable Silly String, the group descended on it like a pack of ravenous coyotes fighting over a five-day-dead possum carcass. Joy! |
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